As you may know, I'm renaming LOW to siege (or sumthing) because I keep changing the focus of it, and now adding LOW as a new game of actual ludicrously overpowered weapons.
This game is a parody of the shooter genre. (Kind like Duke Nukem, but more genuinely humorous(?))
The point being, you're an ultra manly guy spreading manliness to a world slowly assimilated by the dreaded Bimbo virus. Cough, cough Like zombies only girly. Freakin' dangerous.
So anyways. Parody! Should be fun. With luck, the multiplayer portion could allow you to be one of them if you wished.
Dying as a Soldier - Fade to white
Dying as a Cheerleader - Fade to black